I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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