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say what?
wanna hang out?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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