have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My cat gives me a boner
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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