I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
