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the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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