I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Randomize