I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I want you more than these girls want KFC
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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