ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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