Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im about as happy as oj after his trial
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He felt like a one man threesome
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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