carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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