Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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