ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
you never un-have a 4some
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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