the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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