Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
