Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
you never un-have a 4some
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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