The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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