Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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