Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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