But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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