Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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