So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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