Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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