it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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