Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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