He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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