Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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