love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
