Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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