I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
