You work out of a Hotel?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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