Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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