I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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