just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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