What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
cat food counts as protein by the way
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Randomize