Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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