u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
foreskin is a definite game changer
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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