i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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