She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dick very happy bro
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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