porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize