is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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