Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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