playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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