i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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