We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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