YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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