I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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