Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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