Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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