Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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