He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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