I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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