On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you will always have a special place in my vag
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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