"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
