wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
