I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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