I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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