if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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